"Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskopf had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times. Such men were dangerous, and even the new cadet officers whom Clevinger had helped into office were eager to give damning testimony against him. The case against Clevinger was open and shut. The only thing missing was something to charge him with."

- [Catch-22 pp. 80 Joseph Heller]

Jonathan is a second year junior at UCSB majoring in English and is considering a double major in Philosophy. Jonathan is compiling an application to join CCS in Literature, but has yet to gather enough materials to complete the application process due to his demanding job as an RA at Fontainebleu. He spends his free time lurking in the depths of the internet, falling off of his skateboard, yelling at his television irrationally, reading everything and wishing he was more productive with his own writing. Since he is planning on eventually becoming president (and would like to avoid a bloody coup if possible) Jonathan has included an insufferably cute picture of himself playing with a cat to boost his standing in the polls.